
Time to grow up, toughen up, and fight back (when it makes sense), sister! Nah, actually, she’s just a total bitchface.) It’s gonna be a long semester, although I have to say it’s kind of refreshing (and somewhat realistic) to see Rachel realizing her wide-eyed ingenue schtick might send some folks into a borderline homicidal rage. July drinks because of all her failed Broadway dreams. When Rachel later (foolishly) blurted during class that she could smell alcohol on Cassandra’s breath, it led to this jab from the nastiest dance instructor this side of Abby Lee Miller: “You’re not just on my list, Schwimmer, you are my list.” (If only Rachel knew that Prof. Berry wound up getting every abuse short of a slushie to the face in front of her clasmates. Evil’s eye - and not in a good way - and the wide-eyed Ms. Rachel’s reflexive glance of disgust/dismay caught Prof. * We opened with Kate Hudson’s much-buzzed-about NYADA instructor, Cassandra July, chewing out a not-rail-thin girl in Dance 101. VIDEO | Exclusive: Glee Cast Talks New Romance, Old Rivalries and Dark Twists: ‘I Die This Year’ That said, if you were too busy pouring moonshine into your fruit smoothie to catch the episode, here’s what you mixed (typo, and it stays) on Glee. And if ever a season premiere could/should convince shippers to think twice before they jump ship, this one was it. But let’s be honest: The odds on high-school sweethearts making it to their Golden Anniversary aren’t exactly phenomneal - and without some genuine self-discovery beforehand, they’re closer to nill. RELATED | Glee Newcomer Jacob Artist on Dancing Dreams, Rap Nightmares and New-Girl Dramaįinchel, Klaine, Britanna, and Tike 4EVA? Call me #TeamMaybe. And yes, while it’s understandable that longtime fans of Fox’s (former) high-school musical have some anxieties about where the mothership is headed - No sign of Finn, Mercedes, Quinn, Puck, Emma, or Santana! So many new kids! - I’m personally thrilled at the prospect of seeing characters like Rachel, Kurt, Tina, and Blaine (among others) grapple with the intense changes, often terrible decisions, and new connections you’d expect to see made by any kid on the brink of adulthood. In other words, while there’s always a little sting where change is concerned, it also feels like something unexpected and even a little dangerous has been awoken in the show’s writer’s room. Like the bracing slap of an icy cold slushie to the face, Season 4 of Glee began with Rachel brought low in New York City, the remaining kids of New Directions on a nasty power high in Ohio, and a new girl named Marley stuck in the middle of potential popularity and crippling insecurities, between small-town life and big-city dreams.
